Some months ago I told you how my man wears a "dog collar". Very odd!! But I think it gave him ideas above his station in life so this month I want to let you know that I have two collars: something he can't boast about.

Just to show how well read I am (even though I cannot read) I want to commence my thoughts this month with a quotation not from Shakespeare (as my man first thought ) but from another Michael - Michael Drayton. Here goes! "Fair stood the wind for France" - the wind referred to being the prelude to Henry V's glorious victory at Agincourt and the establishment of the English kingdom in that realm.

Life is busy, busy, busy. As my mother taught me when I was but a small puppy - "Never walk when you can run." And so I do: up and down; hurry and scurry; in and out; roundabout I go. It is such fun. But then life can be fun. However, fun is not actually free; there is always a price to pay.

Easter is no use to me. Dogs aren't supposed to have anything chocolate. It's bad for us !  But my man tells me that Easter is more important that Easter eggs. "In what way?" I asked. 
Back came his answer as quick as a flash . "Because it's my birthday this year!!" Personally I don't think he should be bothering about birthdays nowadays - he is so o o o old.